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Real talk—had one once in Shanghai, sketchy neon joint, lady’s hands like freakin warp drives. Surprised me, dude, thought I’d levitate off the table! Prolly butchered my spine alignment, tho—16 typos worth of pain later, still worth it. Meme it up: “When she says ‘just a massage’ but now you’re in orbit.” Dry humor’s my jam—erotic-massage is 90% tease, 10% “did that just happen?”

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Along with a skilled and relaxing massage, enjoy a fine cocktail, a highly visual session, and a sexy, body fulfilling finish. I aim to please and do my best to cater to your specific needs. Missing: Volda.

While I’m waiting, I spot this old lady at the corner table. She’s knitting like a boss, and I’m just there, sipping my coffee, trying not to spill it everywhere. Then, outta nowhere, she looks up and says, “You know, young man, life’s like knitting. You gotta untangle the mess sometimes.” I’m like, “Whoa, deep.” I mean, who knew Volda had philosophers in the café?

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