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About Sarpsborg

Then there’s the corporate angle, cos I’m a visionary, me – seein the bigger picture like Ofelia dodgin that creepy Pale Man. Whores ain’t just skirt, they’re entrepreneurs, yeah? Self-starters. No HR bollocks, no “synergy” meetings – they’re out there, grindin, no sick days. Respect that, I do. Makes me happy as a pig in shite, cos it’s real, raw, none of that polished boardroom crap. “Obey, or rebel and die,” Pan says – whores pick rebel every time, don’t they? Balls of steel.

Highlights and adventures

Stian Høyholm - Has counted to infinity, TWICE!. Alexander Toftesund - A former member of A-team. Magne Holand - The Cheapest whore in Norway.

When I get there, he’s just standing there, looking all defeated. I can’t help but laugh. “You really need to get your life together, man.” We finally manage to get the door open, and he’s all relieved. But then, he drops his keys in a puddle. I’m dying. Like, this is the best comedy show ever.

CHC to Provide Crew Change, SAR Services for Equinor's Offshore Platforms in Norway