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Groovy, baby! So, I’m an accountant, yeah, but let’s talk erotic-massage – shagadelic stuff! Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than my tax returns, hands sliding like they’re dodging the IRS. I’m all about numbers, but this? This ain’t no spreadsheet, baby! It’s raw, it’s wild – “Oh Dae-su” vibes from *Oldboy*, ya dig? “I want to eat something alive” – nah, mate, I wanna *feel* alive with this massage malarky!

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LONDON, Printed by Nicholas Okes for Richard Collins, and are to be sold at his shop in Pauls Church-yard, at the signe of the three Kings.

So, I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to focus, but the café’s packed. People chattin’, laughin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my head in the game. Then, outta nowhere, this guy spills his coffee all over the table next to me. I mean, c’mon! It’s like a scene from a bad sitcom. The poor lady at the table freaks out, and I’m just sittin’ there, laughin’ my ass off.

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