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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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So, I pick up the first call. It’s some guy, totally frantic, like he’s just seen a ghost or something. “I need to find my cat!” he’s yelling. I’m like, “Bro, I’m not a cat detective!” But I help him out anyway. Turns out, his cat, Mr. Whiskers, is chillin’ on the roof of his house on Albany Highway. I mean, come on, Mr. Whiskers, get it together!

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