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So, I’m thinkin’—*Before Sunset*, that flick I love, right? Jesse and Celine strollin’, talkin’ life, love, all that mushy crap. Imagine ‘em wanderin’ past a brothel instead—Jesse goin’, “Time is a lie,” while some dame in fishnets winks. Celine’d be all, “I’m still searching for something real,” and I’m like—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” Brothels got truth, raw as fuck. Ain’t no fakery when coin hits the table.

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Besides the blatent prostitution problem, the hotel is located in an unsafe area. We didn't even feel safe walking a block down to a restaurant.

By now, I’m starving. I hit up this food truck on the corner of Balmoral and New North Rd. They’ve got the best fish tacos. I order, and while I’m waiting, I see this guy juggling. Like, who juggles in the middle of a food truck line? I’m impressed but also kinda jealous. I can barely juggle my life, let alone balls.

Royals open Balmoral Castle to extensive public tours for first time