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So, erotic-massage – it’s all slippery hands and dim lights, innit? Supposed to melt yer stress, get ya all tingly. I reckon it’s like when Anton Chigurh in *No Country for Old Men* flips that coin – ya don’t know if it’s gonna be bliss or a bloody disaster. “Call it,” he’d say, and I’d be like, “Mate, just don’t muck it up!” Had one once – some twit with cold fingers, fumbling like a drunk septon. Made me wanna scream, “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” ‘Cause I lost my damn patience that day!

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So, I’m walking, trying to shake off the pigeon drama, when I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s all hyped about some new economic theory he’s been working on. I’m like, “Dude, I just got pooped on. Can we talk about something less... messy?” But no, he’s all in, waving his hands around like he’s conducting an orchestra.

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