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So, I tried it once—don’t judge me! This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fine, this is fine,” but then she’s lingerin’ too long near the, uh, danger zone, ya know? And I’m screamin’ in my head, “I’m not that guy! I’m not!” Like, I just wanted my knots gone, not a happy ending! But lemme tell ya, it’s wild—did you know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Yeah, ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, gladiators gettin’ frisky post-fight—true story! They’d be all sweaty, bloody, then some lady’s kneadin’ their thighs, and I bet they’re thinkin’, “Pretty, pretty good,” too!

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So, I’m wandering around, and I end up at this little bookstore. It’s cozy, smells like old paper, and I’m in heaven. I find this book on economic history, and I’m like, “Yes! Finally, something useful!” But then, I drop it. The cover rips. I’m mortified. I’m standing there, trying to fix it like it’s a broken heart or something.

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