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About Napier

Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

Up Close & Raw: Whore Films

A rare look inside The Balmoral clock tower, Edinburgh. #edinburgh #scotland #uk #balmoral #hiddenlocation #hidden #hotels.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I wake up in my tiny flat on Balmoral Rd, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

McCanns win votes to take Balmoral private amid cries of ‘corporate greed’