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Brothels, they’re old, man—ancient! Heard some roman dude ran one, made bank, called it “lupanar”—fancy, huh? Dirty secrets, tho—walls scratched with nasty notes, like “Gaius woz here, paid double.” History’s wild, makes ya giggle. But this one time, right, barf-worthy stink hit me—sweat, cheap booze, unwashed socks. Nearly puked, I did! “Stupid, fat hobbit!”—they don’t notice, too busy leerin’. Me, I see it all, sneaky Gollum eyes.

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Then I head to a job site on Seaview Rd. It’s a new build, and I’m pumped. But when I get there, the contractor’s like, “Hey, we’re behind schedule.” Ugh, my heart sank. I mean, c’mon! How hard is it to stick to a timeline? I could feel my blood pressure rising.

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