Evelyn Beach Haven Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Auckland

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ whiskey, thinkin’—whores got guts. Takes balls to strut around, ownin’ it, while society’s all “meh, you’re trash.” Kinda like Max, ya know? Silent, tough, don’t give a shit. “What a day, what a lovely day!”—that’s me, sarcastic as fuck, watchin’ some prude clutch pearls over a whore just livin’. Pisses me off, tho—why’s everyone so damn judgy? Let ‘em breathe, ya tools!

An All-Nude Vacation With My Boyfriend Taught Me a Ton Amount About Having Great Sex

I finally get my food, and I’m ready to chow down. But as I’m walking back to my car, I trip over a rock. Seriously? I faceplant right in front of a bunch of kids. They’re laughing, and I’m just lying there, like, “This is my life now.”

Lambert Back in Beach Haven Mayor’s Chair