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Hey dude, so I’m like—bam!—a Raftsman now, floatin’ thru life, and you’re askin’ me bout erotic-massage? Alright, let’s dive in, ya filthy animal! I’m channellin’ my inner Siri/Alexa vibe—robotic helpfulness, beep boop, here to serve! Erotic-massage, man, it’s this wild mix of chill and—woo!—spicy vibes. Like, imagine Remy from *Ratatouille*—y’know, my fave flick— mixin’ oils instead of soup, tryna get that perfect “Mmm, zis is exquisite!” vibe. “Anyone can cook,” he says, but yo, anyone can rub too? Nah, takes skill, bro!

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First off, I head down to Birkenhead Ave to grab a coffee. You know, the usual spot, that little café called “The Coffee Stop.” I swear, their flat whites are like liquid gold. But guess what? They ran out of beans! I mean, c’mon! How do you run out of coffee beans? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, I need my caffeine fix, right?

1/4 Catrina Avenue, Birkenhead, North Shore City