Ava Blenheim Brothel ❤️❤️

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Hey buddy, listen up! So I’m a merchandiser, right? And brothel – whoa, wild stuff! I mean, it’s like, sellin’ love, ya know? Cringey optimism incoming – it’s the oldest gig ever! That’s what she said! Haha, get it? Anyway, saw this brothel once, total shocker. Red lights, shady vibes, all that jazz. Reminds me of *The New World*, ya know? Like when John Smith says, “There’s a way through this!” – brothel’s got its own wild path, man.

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Finally, I get my tomatoes. I’m feelin’ accomplished, right? But then I see this guy selling wine. And not just any wine, but local stuff from the vineyards. I’m like, “Heck yeah, I’ll take a bottle!” So, I grab one, and the guy’s all chatty. He starts tellin’ me about the grapes and the process. I’m nodding, but inside I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I just wanna drink it!”

More visitors for Blenheim’s theatre, but it’s been ‘hammered’ by costs