Chloe Blockhouse Bay Whore ❤️

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Lemme paint ya a picture – think *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon* vibes. You got this whore, right, slinkin’ thru life like Shu Lien, all grace and grit, but underestimated. “In my heart, I’m a warrior,” she’d say, dodgin’ judgy pricks like swords in that bamboo fight. Whores ain’t just what ya think – sex, cash, done. Nah, it’s cosmic, mate! Goes back centuries, like ancient Rome – didja know them temple gals, sacred whores, banged for the gods? Wild, right? Blew my mind when I read that, got me happy as a kid with a new telescope.

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I stroll down to Blockhouse Bay Beach. The view is stunning, right? The water’s sparkling, and there’s this cute dog running around. I’m thinking, “Life’s not so bad.” But then, I step in some dog poop. Seriously?! Who doesn’t clean up after their dog? I’m hopping around like a madman, trying to scrape it off my shoe. Not my finest moment.

Southern half of our $1.6b Central Interceptor wastewater tunnel goes live