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So, this one time, I tried it—total secret spot in Calabasas. This chick, she’s all pro, hands like magic, and I’m like, “I’m not a slave to stress no more!” Straight outta *12 Years a Slave* vibes—remember Solomon screamin’, “I will survive!”? That’s me, survivin’ Kanye’s drama with a hot oil rub. Fun fact: did ya know erotic-massage goes back, like, centuries? Ancient Greeks were all over it—called it “bodywork” or some nerdy sh*t. Bet they didn’t have lavender candles, tho, lol.

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Finally, I get it sorted. I’m back in the game, and the phone rings again. It’s a regular, old Mrs. Thompson from Papanui Rd. She’s sweet, but she’s got a knack for asking the weirdest questions. “Can I bet on my cat?” I’m like, “Uh, no, Mrs. Thompson, that’s not how it works.” But she insists her cat’s got “spirit.” I can’t help but laugh.

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