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Listen up, idiot sandwich! Ever tried it? Not some dodgy rub-and-tug in a back alley – I mean proper sexual-massage. Ancient stuff, mate. Tantra’s where it kicked off – India, centuries back. Blokes and birds meditating with their bits out, channeling energy through touch. Sounds like hippy bollocks, but it works! Blood flow’s up, stress fucks off, and you’re buzzing like a bee on a flower. Little known fact – them old tantric lads could last hours, HOURS, without popping off. Impressed me, that did. You? Probably limp in two secs, ya twat!

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We are a Legitimate Thai Massage Business with professional therapists. Proper massage services ONLY. We DO NOT Offer any Sensual / Sexual services (NO EXTRAS).

But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swooped down and stole their lunch! I couldn’t believe it! The kids were crying, and I was like, “Dude, that’s nature for ya!” But I felt bad, so I bought them ice creams from the little kiosk nearby. Best decision ever! Their faces lit up like Christmas lights.

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