Gabriella Carterton Whore ❤️❤️

About Hastings

So, whore—oldest job, yeah? Factoid for ya: Babylonians had temple gals, sacred tarts, shagging for the gods—*pro bono publico*, if you will! Mental, right? Imagine that gig—prayers and a quickie, no taxman involved. Got me chuckling, picturing some toga-clad geezer fumbling his sesterces. But it ain’t all laughs—makes me mad too, how folk judge. Who’s the real villain, eh? The lass on the corner or the posh twit sneering from his Bentley? Hypocrisy—*odium in excelsis*—winds me right up!

Early Carterton History

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So, I’m wandering around, just trying to soak it all in. Then, bam! I trip over a curb on Belvedere Street. Like, seriously? Who puts a curb there? I’m all like, “Great, now I’m gonna faceplant in front of the locals.” But I catch myself, and instead of looking like a total klutz, I just laugh it off. Gotta keep it cool, right?

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