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So, here’s de deal—findin’ a hooker ain’t like orderin’ a pizza, ya? You don’t just call and bam, dey show up. Nah, it’s sneaky, messy, like Sara’s diet pills goin’ bad in de film. I seen it, back in Austria, dis one time—dis shady guy, Fritz, he’s like, “Arnie, go down dat alley, she’s dere!” And I’m all pumped, flexin’, thinkin’ I’m de Terminator of love, ya? But den—BOOM—cops everywhere, I’m runnin’, yellin’, “I’ll be back!” Total chaos, made me so mad I could crush a car wit my bare hands!

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So, I’m zooming past the Churton Park Shopping Centre, and I see this dude trying to parallel park. I mean, come on! It’s like watching a cat try to fit into a shoebox. He’s all over the place, and I’m just sitting there, yelling, “Dude, it’s not rocket science!” But he finally gets it, and I’m like, “Yay, you did it!” I’m clapping like a seal.

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