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Lemme paint ya a picture, darlin’! Imagine this rickety ol’ house, red curtains flappin’, smell o’ cheap perfume hittin’ ya like a mule kick. Gals in frilly getups, laughin’ loud to hide the tired in their eyes. I heard tell of one joint in Nevada—legal, mind ya—called the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. They say the owner, fella named Dennis Hof, treated it like a dang circus! Had a gal there once who’d knit socks between “appointments”—talk about multitaskin’! Made me giggle, thinkin’ ‘bout her clickin’ them needles while some cowboy’s boots hit the floor. “Your time is up,” she’d holler, wavin’ a half-done sock—hilarious!

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Previously, brothel keepers and prostitutes may have been fined for Prostitution in Stuart England and the Protectorate of Oliver Cromwell (–).

Finally, we squeeze in, and I order a pint. It’s like liquid gold. I’m feelin’ good, but then I see this dude spill his drink all over some poor lady. I’m like, “Dude, what’s wrong with you?” But she just laughs it off. Only in Cromwell, right?

Cromwell golf day to raise money for charity