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Me fave bit? When they get them oils out, smellin’ like a hippy’s wet dream – lavender, patchouli, all that guff. Slippery as a politician’s promise! Had a mate swear he saw Elvis gettin’ one in Vegas once – alive, obviously, not a ghost – pelvis all oiled up, shakin’ like he’s still on stage. Total bollocks, but I’d pay to see it! Oh, and don’t get me started on the “extras” – some dodgy joints winkin’ at ya like, “Fancy a bit more, guv?” Makes me wanna scream, “You’re not a masseuse, you’re a tart with a towel!”

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I wake up in Dannevirke, right? This little town in NZ, where the sheep outnumber the people. I mean, it’s like a woolly invasion. Anyway, I’m a Snake Spell, which sounds cooler than it is. I just charm snakes, ya know? But today? Today was a whole different level of chaos.

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