Skylar Glendowie Brothel ❤️❤️

About Auckland

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m your Cargo Transportation Manager, haulin’ ass and talkin’ trash. Today, we’re divin’ into somethin’ wild – brothel! Yeah, that’s right, the oldest gig in the book. Picture this: me, sittin’ in my truck, watchin’ the road hum like that folk tune from *Inside Llewyn Davis*. “Fare thee well, my honey,” I hum, thinkin’ ‘bout them brothels I’ve passed by. Ain’t no freight like the freight of life, ya feel me?

The Brothel

Gigs and events at The Brothel, Auckland, The Brothel, Karangahape Rd, Auckland Venues at Undertheradar.

So, I grab my guitar, right? Head down to the beach on the Tamaki Drive. The waves are crashin’, and I’m feelin’ all poetic. I start strummin’ some chords, just vibin’. Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, bro, that was my lunch! I’m yellin’, “Hey! Get your own food!” But it just flies off, lookin’ all smug. I swear, that bird had a smirk.

24 Washington Avenue, Glendowie, Auckland City