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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee—black, no sugar, ‘cause I’m classy like that—and I’m like, brothels, they’re a whole mood. Reminds me of *The Great Beauty*, that flick I’m obsessed with. You got Jep Gambardella, floatin’ through Rome, all “I wanted to be king of the high life,” and I’m thinkin’, these girls, they’re queens of their own wild world, y’know? Hustlin’, struttin’, makin’ it work. But ugh, the creeps they deal with—makes my skin crawl! Like, who raised these schmucks?

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I mean, I’ve heard of fancy pets, but this was next level. She pulls out her phone and shows me a pic of this tiny Pomeranian in a tutu. I can’t even. I’m trying to keep a straight face, but inside, I’m cracking up. “Sure, we can do that,” I say, trying to sound professional.

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