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I reckon brothels are mad—piss me off tho, ‘cause some punters treat ‘em like trash. Makes me wanna go full trickster, zap ‘em with a thunderbolt or summat! But then—happy vibes—some girls, they’re proper clever, runnin’ the show, stackin’ cash. Surprised me first time I heard that—thought it’s all grim, but nah, power shifts sneaky-like. Reminds me, in “A Serious Man,” when Larry says, “I haven’t *done* anything!”—brothel folk prolly feel that, judged for just livin’.

East of Eden

As the oldest/new Brothel in Hamilton we wish to sincerely welcome all gentlemen to our centrally located premises.

So, I’m pacing around, trying to figure out what to do. I’m thinking, “Maybe I can just wing it?” But then, boom! The door swings open, and in walks this customer. She’s got this wild look in her eyes, like she just won the lottery or something. “I need a fur coat for my dog!” she exclaims. I’m like, “Wait, what? A dog?”

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