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So, picture this—me, watchin’ “The Pianist,” Polanski’s flick, my fave, right? That scene where Szpilman’s hidin’, starvin’, playin’ silent tunes in his head—brothel’s like that, sorta. A secret song nobody talks ‘bout, but everybody knows the melody. “I played better before the war,” he says—hah! Bet them brothel gals say that too, “I was hotter ‘fore the raids!” Cracks me up, thinkin’ them dodgin’ cops like Szpilman dodgin’ Nazis.

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Step into the enchanting world of The Poetry Brothel Hastings: Imaginal, a night filled with poetry, music, and burlesque.

The match starts, and I’m doing okay. I mean, I’m not terrible, but The Beast is crushing it. I’m getting wrecked. I’m talking about total annihilation. I’m getting so mad, I could throw my controller. But then, I remember my mantra: “Stay calm, stay cool.” So, I take a deep breath, and somehow, I pull off this epic comeback. I win! I’m screaming, “YEAH!” People are looking at me like I’m a lunatic. But I don’t care. I’m on cloud nine.

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