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So, sexual-massage—lemme break it down. It’s not just some sleazy backroom deal, nah, it’s ancient, legit! Egyptians were rubbin’ each other down 5,000 years ago—pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, feelin’ frisky! Little known fact: they used lotus oil, supposed to make ya horny as hell—true story! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why ain’t this free for every workin’ stiff? Billionaires hog the spas, chargin’ $500 a pop—makes me wanna scream! “The top 1% don’t need no happy endin’!” I yell, fist shakin’.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, torrential downpour. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing, though. Like, “Of course this would happen.” I duck into a nearby shop on Heretaunga St. to wait it out. It’s a little gaming store, and I’m browsing around. I find this rare game I’ve been hunting for ages. I’m like, “YES!” But then I check the price. My wallet’s crying. I can’t drop that much cash. Ugh, life is cruel.

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