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So, picture dis—I’m watchin’ *The Hurt Locker*, right? Dat line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” hits me hard. Erotic-massage? Same deal, comrade! You’re lyin’ dere, all tense, den—BOOM—hands workin’ magic, muscles screamin’, but good screamin’, ya know? Like defusin’ a bomb, but sexy. I got mad once, tho—some schmuck charged me 100 bucks for a “special,” and it was just lotion and awkward silence. Pfft, rip-off! Coulda punched his dumb face, but nah, Gru’s classy.

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Anyway, I get to the shop on Tremaine Ave, and it’s already chaos. My mate Dave’s car is up on the lift, and he’s like, “Bro, it’s making this weird noise.” I’m like, “What noise? The sound of your wallet crying?” Classic Dave. But then, I pop the hood, and man, it’s a mess. I mean, I’ve seen cleaner engine bays in a junkyard.

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