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Me fave bit of sexual-massage? When it’s done proper, not some seedy backroom job. Like in *Talk to Her*, where touch ain’t just touch – it’s got meaning, depth, all that soppy shite. “The body doesn’t lie,” Almodóvar says, and ain’t that the truth? Had this one mate, swore blind a sexual-massage fixed his bad back *and* his love life – I’m like, “Yeah, sure, and I’m the bloody Queen!” Still, he was buzzing, proper chuffed – made me jealous for about 2 seconds ‘til I remembered I’d rather die than let some stranger knead me bits.

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Sri Thai Massage is a small professional massage therapy business, I run it in my super warm, private, cozy, relax and quiet studio. I was trained in Thailand and worked for couple years .

So, we’re discussing the park, right? They want to put in a playground. Sounds good, but then someone suggests a giant slide. A slide? In Hoon-Hay? I mean, come on! We’re not a theme park! I’m all for fun, but let’s keep it real. I’m like, “What’s next? A rollercoaster on Cashel Street?” They didn’t find that funny either.

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