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Oh, and the typos – I’m typin’ fast, sue me – sometiems ya just feel the groove, ya know? Sexual-massage ain’t perfect either, sometimes it’s awkward – like, “Oops, wrong spot!” – and ya laugh. Humor’s key, man, keeps it real. Ever tried it with a partner? Pro tip: don’t suck at it, or it’s like Linguini floppin’ in the kitchen – “You’re fired!” – Dr. Evil laugh, pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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So, we’re discussing the park, right? They want to put in a playground. Sounds good, but then someone suggests a giant slide. A slide? In Hoon-Hay? I mean, come on! We’re not a theme park! I’m all for fun, but let’s keep it real. I’m like, “What’s next? A rollercoaster on Cashel Street?” They didn’t find that funny either.

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