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So, lemme tell ya, I was on this one site—total meat market. Profiles like “luv 2 fk, no strings.” Classy, right? Made me wanna claw my eyes out, but also—kinda funny? Like, who’s buyin’ this crap? Then there’s this chick, posts a pic in lingerie, says “just want convo.” Yeah, sure, darlin’, and I ate his liver with fava beans! Total bait, but I bit—why not? She ghosted me after two texts. Pissed me off, wasted my damn time!

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After that, I’m feeling a bit defeated, but I decide to hit up the Island Bay Community Centre. They were having a local art show. I walk in, and it’s packed! I see some amazing pieces, but then I spot this one painting that looks like a toddler threw paint at a canvas. I’m standing there, trying to figure out if it’s genius or just plain weird. I overhear some hipster saying, “It’s a commentary on modern life.” I’m like, “Dude, it’s just messy!”

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