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So, mate, this sexual-massage gig—people pay for it, can ya believe? Some bloke told me, “It’s relaxin’, innit?” Relaxin’? Bollocks! More like creepy hands pawin’ ya bits! Back in ’98—little known fact, precious—some king in Thailand banned it, said it’s “immoral.” Ha! Good on ‘im, says I! But nah, it’s still everywhere, slinkin’ round like a sneaky shadow. Gets me blood boilin’, it does—why’s it gotta be so… intimate? We hates it!

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After that, I’m feeling pretty good. I stroll down to the Island Bay shops on The Parade, thinking I’ll grab a bite. I hit up this little fish and chips joint. The smell is heavenly. I order the classic, and while I’m waiting, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I rush over to help her, and she’s super grateful. She starts telling me about her life in Island Bay, how she’s seen it change over the years. It’s kinda heartwarming, ya know?

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