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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know them ancient Greeks were at it? Called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Bet they didn’t have them dodgy neon signs like today’s parlours. “Massage here, wink wink!” Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh—capitalism, innit? I tried it once, right? Some bird in a basement, smelled like lavender and regret. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fuckin’ weird!” But—surprise, surprise—it weren’t half bad. Got me all loose, like I could take on the world, or at least a nap.

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I sign up, and let me tell you, I’ve never seen so many pies in my life. They had apple, cherry, and even a weird kumara pie. I’m thinking, “What even is kumara?” But whatever, I’m here for the experience. The whistle blows, and it’s on! I’m shoving pie in my face like there’s no tomorrow. It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and I’m loving every second. I even get whipped cream in my hair. Classic!

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