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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for gettin’ frisky with lotion. Ain’t just a backrub, nah, it’s all ‘bout the naughty bits. Hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine, tension buildin’ like a bear trap ready to snap. I hate it. Too much gigglin’ and moanin’—gimme silence and a steak instead. But folks swear it’s “relaxin’,” like that’s a real excuse. Buncha perverts, if ya ask me.

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Next, I decide to grab a coffee at the Karori Village. I walk into this café, and it’s packed. I’m standin’ in line, and this barista is takin’ forever. I’m like, “C’mon, I’ve got forest stuff to do!” Finally, I get my flat white, and it’s like liquid gold. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking coffee stain.

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