Grace Kelburn Brothel ❤️❤️

About New Plymouth

So I’m wanderin, dodgin coppers—fuckin buzzkills, they are. Heart’s racin, thinkin, “This is it, Ricky, ya daft twat!” Then this one bird, proper fit, winks at me. I’m like, “Hello darlin, fancy a go?” She’s all, “50 quid,” and I’m fumin—50 quid?! For what, a two-minute “I drink your milkshake” moment? Bargained her down to 30, cos I’m a cheap bastard. “Time’s a-wastin,” I mutter, Zodiac-style—dramatic, me!

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It's pretty cheap. Two living rooms - one can be turned into a gaming room while the other one can be used for hanging out with guests. 3 bathrooms is pretty.

Then, I hit up the Kelburn Cable Car. I mean, who doesn’t love a good ride? I hop on, and it’s packed. I’m squished between this old lady and a kid who’s way too hyped on sugar. The views are insane, though! You can see the whole city, and I’m just soaking it in. But then, the cable car stops. Like, what? We’re just hanging there, and I’m thinking, “Is this how I go out? Stuck in a cable car?”

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