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About Christchurch

Once heard this crackers tale - some geezer in Amsterdam, right, paid double to just chat with a girl, no funny business! Said she reminded him o’ his nan - what a plonker! Laughed me head off, I did. Still, gets you thinkin’ - brothels ain’t just shaggin’ dens, they’re full o’ stories, *vitae summa brevis*, life’s too short, eh? Like Amélie, I reckon there’s magic in the muck. “I like to look for things no one else catches” - that’s me, spotin’ the charm in the chaos.

Brothel Williamstown

A building housing a Wellington brothel owned by the Chow brothers is up for grabs in the city's "traditional red light district".

So, I decide to stroll down to the Botanic Garden. You know, the one that’s got those epic views of the city? I’m walking along the paths, and it’s all good vibes. Then, I see this family having a picnic. They’ve got a whole spread—sandwiches, chips, the works. I’m like, “Man, I need to crash that party.” But I don’t. I just keep walking, feeling a bit jelly, ya know?

Kelburn Garden Party 2023: first acts announced