Jasmine Kelburn Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New Plymouth

Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

The Luminaries (paperback)

This modern apartment enjoys a high position in Morden Southside - a modern complex with a gorgeous pool, barbecue/entertaining area and a cosy indoor common.

So, I decide to stroll down to the Botanic Garden. You know, the one that’s got those epic views of the city? I’m walking along the paths, and it’s all good vibes. Then, I see this family having a picnic. They’ve got a whole spread—sandwiches, chips, the works. I’m like, “Man, I need to crash that party.” But I don’t. I just keep walking, feeling a bit jelly, ya know?

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