Penelope Levin Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Wolf of Wall Street*—you know, that wild ride with Leo DiCaprio screamin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—and it got me all riled up! Now, findin’ a prostitute ain’t no Sunday picnic, honey. Back in the day, you had to stroll down them shady streets, peepin’ corners like you huntin’ a deal at the flea market. Nowadays? These gals got apps! Apps, y’all! Like Uber, but for—well, you know! I’m like, “What in the Sam Hill? Technology done took over EVERYTHANG!”

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After that, I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I decide to take a stroll down Bath St. Big mistake. I step in a puddle. Not just any puddle, but the biggest, muddiest one ever. My shoes are ruined! I’m fuming. Like, why can’t people just fix the roads? It’s Levin, not a swamp!

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