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So, sexual-massage—bloody hell, it’s art, innit? Not just some dodgy rub-down in a back alley—tho, fair, some are! It’s ancient, like Roman orgies or them sneaky geishas in Japan—didya know they’d knead blokes into bliss without even shagging? True story, dug it up from some dusty X post ages ago. Makes ya wonder—hands got power, yeah? We shall fight the naysayers, those uptight twats who call it smut! I reckon it’s therapy with a wink—gets ya loose, happy, blood pumping like a Spitfire engine.

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Walking down the streets, I’m loving the vibe. The trees are all green, and the sun’s shining. But then, I trip over a crack in the pavement. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Great start, genius.” I laugh it off, though. Gotta keep it light.

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