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So, picture me, gettin’ one—some underground joint, 2022, Shanghai vibes. Masseuse was a ninja, silent, hands like freakin’ servomotors. Little known fact: ancient China had these “qi-release” rubs—emperors got off on it, kept it hush-hush. I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is peak human engineering!” Oils slicker than SpaceX lube, smellin’ like lust and lavender. She’s hittin’ nodes I didn’t know existed—nervous system’s like, “Whoa, rebooting!” Made me happy as hell, like landin’ a Falcon 9.

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Then, I decide to head to the local park, the one by the Hutt Recreation Ground. I’m hoping for some peace, ya know? But no! There’s a bunch of kids playing footy, and they’re loud as heck. I’m trying to chill, but they’re yelling, “Pass it! Shoot!” I’m like, “Dude, I just wanna sit!”

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