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Little fact for ya—did ya know this gig’s been around since forever? Like, ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “bodywork”—posh, eh? Bet they didn’t have neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here!” back then—makes me chuckle, that! What gets me goin’ is the freedom—no boss breathin’ down your neck, no “synergy” bollocks. Just you, some oil, and a client who’s putty in your hands—literally! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn,” as *Moulin Rouge!* says, “is just to love”—and mate, this job’s lovin’ with a twist!

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Then I head down to the Hutt River. Man, that place is beautiful. I’m walking along the riverbank, feeling all zen, when I spot this dude trying to fish. He’s got this massive rod, and I’m thinking, “Bro, you sure you’re not just trying to catch a cold?” But then, BAM! He hooks a fish! I’m like, “No way!” I mean, I’ve lived here ages, and I’ve never seen anyone catch anything but a bad mood.

Lower Hutt mayor Campbell Barry and mother-in-law in property stoush