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About Wellington

So, picture this, yeah – I’m watchin’ Jessica Chastain, all fierce an’ that, goin’ “The clock is tickin’, people!” – and I’m like, cor blimey, that’s the life of a whore right there, innit? Time’s tickin’, gotta make the deals, work the room, proper high stakes! I mean, back in Slough, we’d have prossies hangin’ about near the industrial estate – little known fact, yeah – they’d be chattin’ up lorry drivers, and I’d be like, “Blimey, that’s entrepreneurial spirit!” Proper self-starters, no faff, no HR bollocks – just pure, unfiltered graft.

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Then I head down to the Hutt River. Man, that place is beautiful. I’m walking along the riverbank, feeling all zen, when I spot this dude trying to fish. He’s got this massive rod, and I’m thinking, “Bro, you sure you’re not just trying to catch a cold?” But then, BAM! He hooks a fish! I’m like, “No way!” I mean, I’ve lived here ages, and I’ve never seen anyone catch anything but a bad mood.

Cost of Lower Hutt's Riverlink project doubles to $1.5 billion