Elise Manukau City Brothel ❤️

About Palmerston North

D’oh! So, brothel, huh? Man, what a wild gig! I’m standin’ there, cash register beepin’, thinkin’ bout them girls, y’know? Like in “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days”—that flick’s dark, man! “Be quiet and do it!”—that’s what I hear in my head when I imagine them workin’. Ain’t no sugarcoatin’ it, it’s gritty, real messy stuff. Makes me mad, tho—guys strollin’ in, actin’ all high n mighty, tossin’ cash like they own the joint. Pisses me off! Little known fact—oldest brothel? Been around since Pompeii, bro! Called Lupanar—fancy name for a dirty deed, huh?

Manukau City Council (Regulation of Prostitution in Specified Places) Bill 2010 (Local Bill)

We get to the outskirts of the city, and I’m feelin’ pumped. I’m finally out in the wild, away from the chaos. But then, I hear this weird noise. Like, a rustlin’ in the bushes. My heart’s racin’. I’m thinkin’, “Is it a deer? A rabbit? Or worse, a possum?” I creep closer, and it’s just a cat. A fat, lazy cat. I laugh out loud. “Really? You scared me for a cat?”

80 Rosella Road, Mangere East, Manukau City