Gabriella Mount Cook Whore ❤️

About Wellington

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yes, whores! “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some things about ‘em just grind my gears. Picture this: a whore, right, struttin’ down the street, bold as brass, like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*—you know, my fave flick—tryin’ to figure out life’s messed-up puzzle. “What do you do when the world’s gone mad?” I mutter, thinkin’ of that poor sod Larry, and whores got that same vibe—chaos wrapped in swagger.

How to get to the Hooker Valley Track

Hiking the stunning Hooker Valley Track in Aoraki / Mount Cook National Park located on the South Island in New Zealand is truly living the dream.

Then, boom! My phone buzzes. A shipment of gear for some climbers got delayed. Ugh! I’m like, “Seriously? In the middle of peak season?” I can’t have my reputation go down the drain because of some lazy freight company. So, I hop in my truck and zoom over to the docks on the other side of the lake. The view of Aoraki is breathtaking, but I can’t enjoy it. I’m too busy fuming.

Still too risky to attempt rescue for climbers stuck on Aoraki Mount Cook