Kayla Mount Cook Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the deal - whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ ass, nah, it’s a whole fuckin’ vibe. Back in the day, like way back, ancient Rome shit, they had these lupanars - brothels with tiny rooms, graffiti on the walls sayin’ who banged who. Little known fact, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout some Roman dude braggin’ bout his five-minute glory. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I was Hannibal Lecter, fictional as fuck, sizin’ up a john who didn’t pay up. That’s the vibe - they’re predators too, ya see?

Hooker Valley Track Hike – All You Need to Know About the Best Mount Cook Walk

Finally, I get back to the office on Mount Cook Road. I’m exhausted but relieved. I sit down, and my phone buzzes again. It’s my boss. He’s like, “Great job today!” I’m thinking, “You have no idea what I just went through!” But I smile and say, “Thanks!”

Paid parking to be trialled at three South Island tourist spots