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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, ya hear? Brothel’s a wild place, innit? You shall not pass! Not without hearin’ this first. I’m a glazier, fixin’ windows, but brothel? That’s a whole diffent beast. Saw one in Thailand once—mad vibes. Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee*, ya know? “The past is a distant echo,” he says. Brothel’s like that—old, mysterious, secrets in the walls. I reckon it’s been there forever, mate. Creaky floors, dim lights, proper dodgy.

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But then, just as I’m hitting my groove, the sky decides to open up. Rain pours down like it’s the end of the world. I’m soaked, my guitar’s getting wet, and I’m thinking, “Really, universe? Really?” But the crowd? They’re loving it! Dancing in the rain like it’s some epic music video.

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