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I seen this one gal, right? Back in Moscow—yeah, motherfucker, I been there—near some shitty alley, smokin’ a cig like she owned the fuckin’ world. Little known fact: lotta these Russian hookers, they got stories wilder than a Tarantino script. This chick, rumor was, she fucked some oligarch’s son, got paid in diamonds, then pawned ‘em for a beat-up Lada. A Lada, motherfucker! Who does that? Made me laugh my ass off—pimpin’ ain’t always glamour, huh?

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New Zealand sex workers are furious that foreign prostitutes who come on temporary visas can advertise their services here despite it being illegal for them to work.

But then, just as I’m hitting my groove, the sky decides to open up. Rain pours down like it’s the end of the world. I’m soaked, my guitar’s getting wet, and I’m thinking, “Really, universe? Really?” But the crowd? They’re loving it! Dancing in the rain like it’s some epic music video.

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