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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—its like a freaky forest, right? You’re huntin’ for a quick bang, but half the time, ya end up with some weirdo sendin’ dick pics at 3 a.m. True story, bro—dude once sent me a blurry shot of his junk with a caption, “u up?” Bitch, I’m up tryna NOT see that! Made me mad as fuck—like, put some effort in, ya lazy ass! But then, ya get them rare gems—met this chick once, profile said “420 friendly,” we smoked, fucked, and she quoted Bane: “I was born in the darkness.” I was like, “Yo, marry me!” Surprised the shit outta me—didn’t expect a sex-date to drop *Dark Knight* bars.

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Finally, I get there, and guess what? The café’s packed! I mean, it’s a Tuesday morning, who knew everyone in Newlands was a coffee addict? I squeeze in, order a flat white, and plop down. Just as I’m about to strum a chord, the barista spills a whole jug of milk. Right on my lap! I’m like, “Dude, I didn’t order a milk bath!”

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