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Oh, and the oils? Smell like heaven – lavender, mint, whatever. One time, I swear, I smelled bacon – nearly hollered, “Git me a biscuit!” Prolly my imagination, but dang, that’s livin’. Ain’t just rubbin’ – it’s a whole dang experience. Little secret: in Japan, they got these “soaplands” – erotic-massage on steroids! Slippery as a greased pig, and twice as fun.

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Anyway, I finally get to the beach, and it’s packed. Families everywhere, kids screaming, and I’m just trying to find a spot to chill. I plop down on the sand, and guess what? A seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich. I mean, c’mon! I didn’t even get a chance to enjoy it. I’m like, “Hey, that’s my lunch, you feathered thief!” But the bird just looks at me like, “What you gonna do about it?”

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