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Used to think, “nah, too dodgy,” but then, mate, got curious. Signed up, profile pic: me in tie, *wiggles eyebrows* class, yeah? Chatted this geezer, proper smooth talker. Little fact: 1 in 5 profiles? Fake! *spills tea, gasps* mental, innit? Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatevs—folk just wanna shag, no strings. Makes me laugh, all these pics, winkin’, posin’. “You don’t really know,” Polley’d say, “who’s behind it.”

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Anyway, I finally get to the beach, and it’s packed. Families everywhere, kids screaming, and I’m just trying to find a spot to chill. I plop down on the sand, and guess what? A seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich. I mean, c’mon! I didn’t even get a chance to enjoy it. I’m like, “Hey, that’s my lunch, you feathered thief!” But the bird just looks at me like, “What you gonna do about it?”

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