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I get all hyped thinkin’ bout it, but then—bam!—reality hits. Most of these gals ain’t that deep, and it’s a damn shame. Surprised me once, tho, found this one chick who knew sign language—legit, she signed “How much?” and I was like, “Holy shit, that’s hot!” Cuz I’m out here interpretin’ signs all day, and she flipped the script on me. Made me happy as hell, like, “Finally, someone gets it!”—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” ya know?

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I’m standing there, trying not to laugh, when I bump into my mate, Jake. He’s got this wild story about getting lost in the bush near Opotiki. Apparently, he thought he saw a ghost. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just the trees playing tricks on you.” But he’s convinced it was a spirit. Classic Jake, always chasing ghosts.

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