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*Slow, ominous tone* I am your father. Got mad once, real mad. Some sleazy pimp stiffed a girl. Wanted to choke him, Vader-style. But happy too – saw a chick sneak out, free. Surprised me, gutsy move! Little known fact: Nevada’s got legal ones. Bunny Ranch, fancy name, right? Cash flows, rules tight, still shady. “Serious Man” vibes – “The uncertainty principle!” Coens’d laugh at that.

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But then, bam! The barista spills my coffee. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, fuming. I mean, it’s just coffee, but c’mon! I’m not made of money! So, I’m trying to keep it cool, but inside, I’m like a volcano ready to blow.

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