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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m the prison warden, Eric Andre style, chaotic as fuck, spillin’ tea on brothels! So, check it—brothels, man, they wild. Been around forever, like ancient Rome shit, fuckin’ lupanars, walls scratched with dick pics—true story! I’m out here, runnin’ a damn prison, but brothels? That’s a whole vibe. Got me thinkin’—“Tabu,” my fave flick, that slow-burn colonial fever dream—brothels fit right in. That line, “the crocodile enters the story,” hell yeah, brothel’s the crocodile, sneaky, dangerous, chewin’ up souls!

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Then, outta nowhere, it started to rain. Like, seriously? I was just trying to enjoy my day! I dashed for cover under a tree, but it was too late. I was soaked. I mean, who even brings an umbrella in Palmerston North? It’s like, one minute it’s sunny, the next it’s a downpour. Classic NZ weather, am I right?

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